Bigby returns after eating a big manly steak, he smacks Snow's ass
"what'd i miss"
"well we had 2 fix the mirror THAT YOU BROKE" Snow yells bitch
"wotever adam found a book"
"so what does it say Bufkin?"
"Ey got her. Dom also known as Nigger skin girl also known as HA Bigdick...goes by FaithT22"
"GET TO THEW FUCKING STORY BUFKO" Snow says raising her ring hand
Adam cowers in fear and returns to the book
"ther was once a big king and an ugly queen the queen grew ill and demanded her hisband only marry the most beautiful boy in the kingdom after much seacrching the area he found the only sutible person was....his son....Dom"
The threee all look at eachother all them srugle to contain their laughter, but they cant they burst out into fits of laughter
"ok contuie story"
"right he made a pelt of nigger skin to escape the kingDOM and met a weeaboo prince they lived happy ever after...until now
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
"ready 2 go?"
"in a few minutes bitch"
Ghost walks up to mirror
"sorry about earlier man"
"ill lwt you off with a warning but next time its a global ban"
"k i need to see something"
"miorr mirro your a dick...show me what i want to see you stupid PRICK"
"show me naurence"
the mirror changes and shows some samuri kid swinging a sword
"OH FUCK HES GOT A WEAPOND
Bigy and Snow run out down the street to his house and kick in the door Bigman draws hus gun
"DROP THE WEAPON NOW"
"oh hey ghost kawi :3 wanna see my sword collection "
Naruence goes to grab a sword off the wall and Bigby shoots him in the dick Naruence falls
"MY PEE PEE"
GHOST get's hairy
"THAT SHIT HASN'T BEEN FUNNY SINCE 2013 YOU LITTLE SHIT BIGBY KICKS IN NARUTO'S TEETH"
Ghost picks Naruto up and breaks one of his fingers backwards
"DID YOU...KILL YOUR WIFE?"
Ghostwolf slams naruto to the ground and stomps on his hand breaking it
"TELL ME YOU DID IT YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH TELL ME"
"i didnt...i didnt kill dom"
"BIGBY" snow YELLS
"....what" bigby said broody
"Cam called he needs our help"
"Ghost grabs Naruto" We'll finish this later he tosses him back to the floor
Ghost and Snow walk out of the home leaving Naruto in a crumbled heap on the floor
credits and what notEdit
- Bigby Ghost
- Silent Snow
- Magic Rhea
- Damn this was dark af
- Ghost is tough m8
- You're next Pigpen
- Staff if you're reading this please don't hurt me, this is just a parody meant for comedic purposes. Mr. Rhea seems like a cool guy.