Ghost Bigby stepped out of taxi cab and lights up a joint like
he walk up to toads motel The Wailing Shanty and opens the door he imidetely notices an opened sonf of ice n fire book on the nfllr
"yep this the place" bigboy says
he looks up and sees cam standing there
toad look mad" oi about time u showed up mate this drunk shite is teraring up the joint"
"cam why are u not in a glamor"
"look i no big by but i cant let this guy tear up my place you were taking for ever to get here"
ghost is silent for a moment he takes a puff of his joint
"im looking at a 6 foot 5 toad...in a TAN sweater thats a problem" bigb responds in gruff new york man voice
"oi come on bigby let me off this one please"
bigby grabs a lamp and smashs it on camthetoads face toad is hurt
"oi what was that for u bugger"
"YOURE GONNA GET A FUCKING GLAMMOR YOU HEAR?" ghost responds getting a big beard
"alright alright christ bigboo"
"gud now why did you call meh?"
"that drunk nigger up there is throwing SHITE"
nigby puts out his blunt and heads up stairs cam smiles and waves like a condescending prick then get mad
"fookin furry tellin me how to spend me tenners"
just then a smaller toad who is clearly a low functioning autistic pokes his head out dwon the hall
"daaaaaad has tyreese met bruce cooper?"
cam turns to young toad "wot did i say? u want the big bad brent to take you away?"
"THEN GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE"
bigby walks up to door he hears yelling
"nigger" little kid voce yell
"COME HERE BITCH" big nigger voice yell back
ghost wolf KICKS the door open like a boss and roars mighty
he seems black man slap young boy to the ground
ghost slams him to the wall "HEY WHOA"
the boy gets up and looks angrily at caulksman
"got something on ur face"
"what are u talkin about u sto--"
dom spits chicek greese in his face
"good shit" caulk says
"good shoe" dum responds
"alright why did you hit her?"
caulk head slams bigby
"i did not hit her its not true its BULLSHIT i did not hit her i did naaaaaaaaaaaa--"
ghost throws caulk on to the bed
he punches caulksman a few times who despite having his fists up in a fighting stance doesn't punch back, he then throws caulksman into a sink, basically kicking his fucking ass
"ya got a shit fucking memory wolf, this isn't how it went last time"
ghost smiles like bob "no last time i beat your ass too"
caulksman roars with rage and grabs his chicken bone axe that just HAPPENED to be there, he charges at bigby ghost but misses. Brent takes the axe from his hand and hits him in the face breaking his jaw B)
ghost slams dom to the wall "WHY WAS HE HITTING YOU??"
"these lips are sealed"
"bitch" ghost raises his ring hand
"okay okay he came around asking if i had any watermelon i said no so he tore my asshole open then you came and saved me ;)"
"um ok" ghost replies spooked
"that about cover it nigger?" dom asks cock
"um da cooksmen u hodor" caulk sayus standing up and fixing his jaw by breaking it
"i saved foghorn leghorn from this...monster i opened his ass and stuck my BIG FUCKING CAULK IN IT AND THEN THRW HIM IN THE FUCKING RIVER THAT'S WHO THE BUCK I AM YUOU SZTUPID BITCH"
"calm down.avi" faith say
bigman wolf crack knuckles "would u excuse me?"
sex sounds are heard and then bigby and caulk go out window ghost hits car and pass out
- Ghost Wolf
- Cam The Toad
- Cam Jr
- I don't care...
- Pig if you're reading this I think you should know your blogs suck and you're a huge faggot.