Lee Dixon walked out of the portal, swinging his arms around like the retarded monkey he is. He has a big grin on his face and is dancing happiLEE, imagining all the blood of his TYPICAL. FUCKING. LEE DIXON. HATERS. when he finaLEE kills them.
But then he comes across a homeless guy that dies of shook because Lee is fucking ugLEE as shit Jesus Christ man go get a haircut or something you look stupid. Also he has a dildo tail and penis horns what the fuck.
Lee gets sad and a tear rolls down his asshole. Lee is very depressed. He then remembers he is a fucking demon. sed. Knowing he now has new, evil, sp00ky powers, Lee decides to test them, but he just didn't know which faggot to try them on.
"I wonder who is the first scam I will bring my PERFECT SCOTTISH JUSTICE UPON" Lee says to himself like a weirdo. "I could kill Katie, that whore that didn't want to give me my WELL DESERVED pussy, God I hate women. But no, I'll save her for last."
Leenedict walks down the street, causing a lot of nose bleeds. He then sees a shoe store. "Good shoe" he thinks to himself. He then remembered who was the most pathetic and easy to take out of his bullies. Dominic Tassoni.
When by the door of Dom’s house, Leemon could hear Dom’s MILF mom nagging Dom. Lee looked inside through the window and saw that Dom's mom actuaLEE looked like this:
Lee got reaLEE hot, so he was like this:
“HOLEE FUCK.” Leenis says to himself. He needed a disguise, he couldn’t show up to this sexy MILF like that looking like this. Then, he changed his shape and became Benedict Cumberbatch, the perfect actor and TOTALEE THE BEST CASTING TO DOCTOR STRANGE FUCK YOU MARVEL WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THIS WAY. "Now I AM PERFECTION [Masta intensifies]" Lee says, licking his lips.
Dom’s mom comes to the door, opens up and her MILF-ness leaks as she needs a man. “Oh...hello, can I help you?”
"Yes, you can" Lee replies, raping Dom's mom to death. He then devours her sexy MILF body like HANNIBAL LECTER THE BEST CHARACTER IN FICTION and becomes STRONGER (but not reaLEE). "Oh my ding dong dingalong" Lee exclaims, satisfied.
Dom comes down, his dick inside of a hot pocket and when he sees his mom dead on the floor, he cums. The hot pocket gets filled with too much cum and slowLEE falls off, he smiles, picks it up, and eats it.
"Thanks nigger I reaLEE needed this" Dom says, creepy like some guy who just shot up his highschool I'M JUST KIDDING DOM DON'T KILL ME WHEN YOU SHOOT UP THE WIKI, OKAY?
“No problem,” Lee says before morphing back into Leemon Lee.
"W-What you want from me, you filthy nigger?" Dom asks, shitting his pants so hard he actuaLEE gets knocked onto the ceiling.
"What I want, is what you got. Period. Time for you to leave, asshole!" Lee says, with the big smile of a serial killer every villain has to have
Dom loses all capability to have lines, because he's too scared of the big bad faggot. Lee musters all the strength left in his partiaLEE-erect penis and hits Dom in the face with it. SuddenLEE, the dark souls of the Hell-Flame take over the dick and it grows teeth and eats Dom’s face.
"Face… Off!" Lee says like Nic Cage, enjoying Dom's pain.
Dom is kill.
Lee puts his penis back in his pants but its teeth chew through it. "No! Bad Peenie!" Lee says, hitting his dick as hard as he can. The toothed dick whines like Bloxx's dog when he raped it and goes back to being a normal dick.
Lee Dixon then decides to burn the house down just for the sake of being BADASS. He conjures lots and lots of boomshine and drops it on the house, setting on fire and flipping it off before walking away like Leonardo DiCaprio in that old meme you forgot about.
While walking down the street, Lee gets hungry and decided to get some ice cream. He asks for one shaped like a dildo but the vendor didn't have one so Lee killed him too.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Moffat yells, appearing in front of Lee.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Lee scared.
"YOU INTENDED TO KILL THE ONE BY THE NAME OF DOMINIC TASSONI, BUT YOU FAILED!" Moffat is super mad.
"What the fuck are you talking about, my God? I did kill Dominic, I bit off his face with my dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckz." Lee says, proud.
"IDIOT! THE ONE YOU KILLED WAS NOT DOMINIC!" Moffat bitchslaps Lee, making him cry. "You killed his twin brother instead, the one who goes by the name of… Elliot Rodger!"
"No, this is not possible. How could I, LEE DIXON, the supreme gentleman, COMMIT A MISTAKE? I AM ALWAYS RIGHT AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU'RE A MORON THAT'S WHAT MY MOM WOULD ALWAYS SAY!"
"Your mom never loved you, Lee. That's why you're such a faggot." Moffat says SAVAGE
"I know :'("
“Wait Moffat, why do you care who I kill, my Lord?” Lee asks, OVER-STEPPING HIS BOUNDS.
"SILENCE! YOU MUST NOT QUESTION MOFFAT'S DOINGS!" Moffat punches Lee in the titts lol. "Now suck my cock fag"
Lee sucks Moffat's cock fag.
Moffat cums on Lee's face.
"AAAAAAAH OPEN YOUR MOUTH!" Moffat screams. "PUT THE STRAWBERRY IN!"
"That was reaLEE good, my lord." Lee says.
"Also Hitler wanted me to say he still loves you. Look at this." Moffat pulled out a hologram.
"Lee would never want this to happen :(" Hitler says sad.'
"Lee? Who's Lee?" Stephen Hawking asks like the faggot he is, such an idiot can't even walk
"My husband… Miss him every day :'(" Hitler cries
"k" Lee says, walking away like BADASS.
Lee looked throughout the whole city looking for Real Dom, but he didn't find him. FinaLEE, after hours searching, the dumbass does what he should've done in the first place, look for Real Dom on his special highschool for the mentaLEE retarded.
When Lee gets there, he finds out that Real Dom is actuaLEE shooting up his highschool. The media is having interviews with Real Dom's friends on the door.
"When you heard that Dominic Tassoni was shooting up his highschool, did you get surprised?" news reporter asks.
"Nope, not at all." Caulk says like cool black guy.
"classic Real Dom." Brentgene says.
"FrankLEE, I'm more surprised he didn't do this before." CamTheWart says.
"It's them! I should kill them all right here, but I WON'T because PLOT” Lee thinks to himself.
Moffat appears and speaks to Lee beside a street lamp. Cam looks at Moffat for a split second, with a sad expression before turning back to the news crew. Lee gets invisible so no one sees him and gets inside the highschool to KILL REAL DOM.
Lee uses his demon powers to locate Real Dom. He materializes in front of Real Dom, who shoots him in the face. Lee just shakes it off and turns into Leemon again. Real Dom is spooked so hard he says: "..."
Lee rips off Real Dom's head and then inserts it into his anus. He moans in pleasure and leaves the scene. Real Dom is dead and no one is sad. In fact, the rest of the kids on the highschool start a reaLEE interesting orgy. It quickLEE escalated to a very lucrative porno franchise and they all got very rich because Real Dom died. They all grew up to have boy/girlfriends and get kissed in college. IT'S VERY TRUE!
Lee as Bendydick Cuminmymouth is on the beach, looking out at the ocean. Moffat appears beside him.
“You fuckin’ suck.” Moffat say trollface.
Moffat is gone and Lee is sad.
- Lee Dixon, the Fag Demon
- TV Andrea (Dom's mom)
- Elliot Rodger (Dom)
- Steven Moffat
- Adolf Hitler
- Stephen Hawking
- Dominic Tassoni (Real Dom)
- TV Andrea
- Elliot Rodger
- Dominic Tassoni
- HAPPY FEET WOMBO COMBO
- OH GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED
- IM WALKING ON SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, WOWOOWOOOW