WELCOME TO THE 2014 FFL WORLD CUP. HOO WIL SERFIFE???
TODAY WE HAVE THE RESULTS OF ALL OF GROUP A WITH AN IN DEPTH SUMMARY OF EACH MATCH. LETS GO TO THE PITCH WHERE SHELL WILL ANNOUNCE IF HE IS COMING BACK TO TWDW OR NOT.
"No! Fuck the administration system, fuck the community, and fuck you. Have a nice day, Mr. Announcer." shell say like a fag quitting
THE FIRST MATCH WILL START SOON, FIRST WE HAVE USA, FROM THE CAPTAIN DOM VS JAPAN, FROM THE CAPTAIN NARUTO AND THEN COLOMBIA, FROM THE CAPTAIN ONEFAG VS IRAQ FROM THE CAPTAIN EUGENE PORTER. NOW ONTO THE PITCH WHERE WE WILL BEGIN THE MATCH.
“Alright faggots, I want a fair game, no cyberbullying other users because it makes me want to leave when i see that :(” Shellnig say.
Dom takes the ball where he passes to Dompsy who then passes back to Domnovan where he passes back to Dom who makes a full court shot past naruto the Weeaboo who does not know what the fuck he is doing he just knows about gunfight and swords D:.
"GOALASSSOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" anounceer say
Naruto has the ball now and he dribbles up field where he gets ran over by the USA’s defense and he crawls up into a fetus position and begins to cry like a little bitch. Dom passes up the field to Domnovan where he tries a shot and succeeds. 2-0 after 30 seconds of play.
WHAT A GOAL BY DOMNOVAN, IM SERIOUSLY QUESTIONING IF NARUTO EVEN KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS SPORT HES SO BAD IT FUCKING HURTS.
"ypu people r mean im goin hom" fagruto say.
I DONT BELIEVE IT, NARUTO FORFeITS THE MATCH AFTER JUST 30 SECONDS OF PLAY, USA GAINS THE FIRST WIN OF THE TOURNAMENT. NEXT UP WE HAVE COLOMBIA VS IRAQ.
"dildo is a week pokemon :D" naruto say tryin to be funnie.
The next game begins with
Iran Iraq (THEY'RE BOTH SAND NIGERS WHO CARES) scoring 37 minutes into the game to take a 1-0 lead.
“this game fucking sucks, I'm fucking out of here tv show suck" ghost say pised for no reason.”
ANOTHER FOREFIT, I DONT BELIEVE THIS SHIT DO YOU EVEN CARE FOR THIS GAME?
Caaaaaaaaaaare." riwee the ball say
"Oh my God I don't believe I never win anything because Colombia fucking sucks fuck you one i'm the writer I can make you say this kind of shit hehehehehe how do you like me now little bitch" one cries
. LETS GET ONTO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE TOURNEY.
THE FINAL GAME FOR WHO WILL TAKE THE BRACKET IS BETWEEN JUAN THE BEANER AND DOM THE MURICAN. THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES.
Dom takes the ball who flies past one.
“This is no fair, i never win a world cup” says one
Dom takes the finesse shot and scores as USA takes a 1-0 lead.
ITS THE 89TH MINUTE NOW AND THINGS ARE STILL INTENSE AT A 1-0 DRAW
“Pass the ball to me” Juan says, offsides like a motherfucker FUCK YOU ONE WE HATE YOU
One is passed the ball but is flagged for an offsides.
“Come on taco, I wasnt offside, this worked before against USA, burrito” say One the mexican.
The referee Shell blows Chandler Riggs' whistle dick and the game ends.
"Ayayay!" one yell selling drugs stashed on a sombrero to the crowd.
WELL THATS ALL FOLKS, BOTH TEAMS ARE ADVANCING BUT ONLY ONE WILL WIN THE GROUP, AND THAT IS USA. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE GROUP A….. WAIT, THIS JUST IN, THERE IS ACTUALLY ONE MORE GAME THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT LEFT BETWEEN THE SANDNIGERS AND THE WEEABOOS.
The games starts and BrentWolf is fucking pissed off for no reason again. He scores an easy one in the 67th minute to take the lead. We can't show you the score tho because it is classified. FAIR WIT FAIR
"soccer is for fucking pussies, no one cares about this shit >:(" ghost say "also this joke is fucking old tommid and dombie" he say like ipocrite cuz hes using old meme too :(
It is now the 90th minute and Naruto is sprinting down the field where he sees an open net. He is about to take the shot when he is ubrupted.
“Hey Naruto, want to check out my swords and anime collection” gost say
Naruto turns away and runs toward the collection. This qualifies as another forfeit so Shell blows the dick as the game is over.
IN WHAT WAS ALMOST A MIRACLE, THE GAME IS OVER. THE SANDNIGERS EDGE THE WEEABOOS IN A CLOSE ONE DOWN UNDER. THATS IT FOR GROUP A FOLKS, NOW AN INTERVIEW WITH THE GAME BALL RIWEE.
“Riwee, how is your head feeling after this match?” shell ask he also interview
“>Implying I give a fuck about soccer or my head m8.” say riwee say
Ghost and One are tied so they couldn't decide who goes to the quarters.
"idc about this fag game SUCK MY DICK" ghost say leaving
"I won!" one say like link
NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE GROUP B WITH EVEN MORE MATCHES! GOD DAMN THIS FIC FUCKING SUCK WE'RE NOT FUNNY DOM D: