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WELCOME TO THE FFL WORLD CUP. HOO WILL SEFIFEEEEEEEEE? (no, we're never going to get tired of this joke fuck you)

WE ARE COMING LIVE TO YOU WITH EACH GAME OF GROUP C. THIS GROUP HAS A RECORD 2 BLACK PEOPLE IN IT SO THINGS MIGHT BE DEADLY FOLKS. NOW DOWN TO THE COTTON FIELDS WHERE THE NIGERS aRE HARVESTING, VERSTING, GAMES WILL BEGIN. FIRST MATCH IS GERMANY, FROM THE CAPTAIN SAM™ VS NIGGER NIGER, FROM THE CAPTAIN DARK. THE SECOND MATCH IS GHANA FROM THE CAPTAIN COCK VS NORTH KOREA FROM THE CAPTAIN BERNIEBOI.

"shake hands >:(" shell say authoritAAAAH

"I do not shake hands with inferior editors, sorry" TheSamBuckley™ say

"nigga fuck yo mama >:(" Derk say like Tyrone

The match starts where derk passes to keef and keef scores. 1-0 derk.

"Hey dark, can you please not score on me?" say Sam™, upset

"Fuck yo nigga ass sam fuckley i be fukin yo mama in a sec aha." Derk sey hi-fiving keef.

The game resumes. Sam™ is angry about Derks mean comment and makes a shot to tie the game up. The dieeeeeck blows for half time.

AS THE HALF ENDS, WHITE VS BLACK IS FACING A 1-1 DRAW, LETS RETURN TO THE FIELD FOR WHERE THE GAME WILL RESUME.

Dark dribbles down the field where sam makes a slide tackle to get the ball. He hits Tyrone Johnson on his ass and he gets hurt.

"Godamn it mang you mothafukin stupid azz refs be callin bull shit. Yo lucki i dont pops a capo in ur ass mang." say Derk angry eating fried chicken "I gotta become SAVAGE in order to Win this Game, Goal By Goal." he gets even more angry

Sam™ later drives down the field and scores in the 90th minute for the win.

"As expected, me, TheSamBuckley™, won. My superiority cannot be topped." Sam™ say, adjusting glasses.

THATS THE FINAL WHISTLE AS A WHITE GUY ACTUALLY BEAT A BLACK GUY IN SPORTS. NOW TO DARK FOR THE POST GAME INTERVIEW.

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"What are your thoughts on your opponent Sam, that btw completely obliterated yo black ass, nig, Derk?" shell order

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""...You will always be the best person on this wiki."

- DarkShadow667 (March 1, 2014)" says Derk.

WELL THATS ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR AS GAME ONE OF GROUP C WRAPS UP. NOW TO BLAK COCK VS BERNIEBOI FOR AN INTERRACIAL MATCHUP.

"Ok boys, shake hands I want a fair game." say shell. "You know bernie it is polite to look your opponent in the eye when in the pregame."

"I twieee 2 open mi eyes.I think I got brind for lookin 2 much at Ruke |(" BERNIEBOI say

The game starts and bernie is trying to run around the field but he can't see shit because his eyes are too squished cuz HE ASHIEN LELELELELELELELEL.

“BERN U FUCKIN IDIOT, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES” say the Vietnamese coach

“ I cant dwoo et coich” say bernie "I h8 the ocident ar they do is make fun of my squeesh eye im sobbing:(" say the Chinese

Bern tries to open his eyelids but they fall back down quickly. It is not like his race to open them past a tiny squint. By this point Caulk has already scored 3 times.

"That's my chance right there B)" Caulk say like cool blak guy with gravelly voice

Caulk starts scoring one goal after another because the Indonesian team can't see fucking shit and the goalkeeper is too busy sucking TV Abe's cock. By the half-time, the game is already 6-0 to Ghana.

"I hope I didn't hurt this nigga too much :(" Caulk say worried cuz he's super nice and cool in his Morgan Freeman voice

The game resumes to the second half and BERNIEBOI still can't see fucking shit, making the Japanese coach SUPA MAAAAAAAAAAAAD >:(

"DO SOMETHING U RITREE SHIT WE CANT ROSE THIS GAME!" coach say

"I'M TRYIN!" bernie cry "O NIKOOOOOOOO HELP"

Its the 90th minute now and caulk score the game winning shot. Ghana 21, India 0.

“DAMN IT BERNIE, I KNEW IS SHOULDNT HAVE ABORTED THE GIRL, I ALWAYS WANTED A GIRL. BUT MY WIFE INSISTED ON PASSING DOWN THE FAMILY NAME. YOU HAVE BROUGH DISGRACE TO OUR VILLAGE.” say coach dad.

Bernie sobs and coach shoots him in the dick.

"AAAAAAA U SHOT MY DICK OFF JEEEEEEEEE" Bernie cry

IN THE SECOND ROW OF GAMES, GERMANY FROM THE CAPTAIN THESAMBUCKLEY™ COMPLETELY OBLITERATED THE MALAYSIAN TEAM BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO SHOW, RIGHT RIWEE THE BALL?

"this fucking boss m8" riwee angry "I. Fucking. Hate. You. So. Much. Right. Now. m8"

"watchu talkin bout riwee" anouncer confused

"shut the fuck up I'm trying to play Dark Souls" riwee say

GERMANY ALREADY QUALIFIED IN FIRST, THIS IS THE GAME TO DEFINE WHO WILL PASS IN SECOND, NIGER OR GHANA? DANKSHADOW OR THECOCKINGDEAD? HO WILL SERFIFEEEE (ye suck that reused joke how do you like old jokes now GhostWolf716 you little bitch)

"I hope you play well." say caulk nice guy with Batman voice.

"Mang fuck yo nigga azz bull shit i know you want to win dis just as bad as the nigs back home in niger. May da best nigga win ahahaha." say Dark tripping in dat Kool-Aid. "And the best is me >:("

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" blak people react to tha burn derk clap hands wif his supa nigas wif sum homo keef and jamal FUCK YOU JAMAL WAS A GOOD CHARACTER WHY DID YOU KILL HIM YOU FUCKING SHIT

The game starts and Derk is with the ball at the 21st minute of the game. He gets ready to shoot it when suddenly he trips in a chicken bone dropped by Cock earlier. He falls down and breaks his fucking leg

“DERK MY NIGGA ARE YOU OKAY?" brother Dark ask holding Derk

"NO NIGGA U FUCKING BLIND I JUST BROKE A FUCKING LEG IN HALF YOU STOOPID >:(" Derk yells

"made me cri :(" Dark say sad

"k" Derk say with no emotion cuz he SAVAGE now

Caulk takes the ball and drives up field now. Dark sees this and chases him like the kenyan he is and right as caulk is about to score, stabs him in the back with a sharpened chicken leg. This gives Caulk a penalty kick.

“WOT THE FUCK MANG MY BROTHAS LEG GET BROKEN AND NO ONE GIVE A SHIT BUT I STAB A NIGGA AND ERRRRYBODY BE FLIPIN SHIT.”

Caulk shoots the penalty kick and goes up 1-0.

"Fuck this shit I'm going back to write my zombie fic" Dark say quittin

"yo nig DBD ain't a zombie fic" keef say

"it ain't? shieeeeeeeeeeeeet" dark say "PUCCY BOI DUN WANT WAR" he yell angry cuz hes blak and blak ppl are always angry

Dark and Keef pull fucking AKs from their pockets and start shooting everyone in the field. Caulk b ded. Ref Shell be ded. Crowd be ded. Even Dark's team b ded.

"nigga fuck yo mama she should wore a condom" Dark say savage spit on Cock's corpse.

DUE TO THERE BEING NO OTHER TEAM TO ADVANCE BESIDES THE MONGORIANS, WHO FUCKING SUCK AND ENDED UP WITH 0 POINT DARKS CLUB ADVANCES!!!!!!!!

“FUCK YE NIGGGGGGGAS I WON DA MATCH. ID LIKE TO THANK MY MOMMA. ALSO MY NIGGA T-SHAWN FROM ATS, I NO U BE SURVIVING THE APOCOLYPSE RN BUT YO ASS BETTER BE WACHIN THIS I BE GOIN TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!!!!!!” Dark say.

WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW, WE WILL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME WITH THE RESULTS FROM GROUP D.

"WAIT A SEC WE DIDN'T DO RIWEE INTERVIEW TODAY" shell interview say

O YE RITE SRY

"Riwee do you have anything to say to our readers?" shell ask

"post thoughts on my drawing m8 http://www.kyle93.co.uk/i/4a1a9.png" riwee say say

"beautiful." shell say wankin off


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