WELCOME TO THE 2014 FFL WORLD CUP. HOO WIL SERFIFE???
TODAY WE HAVE THE RESULTS OF GROUP B WITH SOME SHIT AND SOME STUFF IDEK.
THE MATCHES TODAY ARE BRA71L FROM THE CAPTAIN TOMMEH VS ENGLAND FROM THE CAPTAIN CAMTHEWART, AND WALES FROM THE CAPTAIN KUNTIE VS SCOTTLAND FROM THE CAPTAIN MORIARTY DIXON.
The sexy and handsome and not biased writer captain from the Brazilian Swag team and the fat ugly one from England or France idk he's kinda dank tho get to the field where they meet up with Shell the ref. Leaning in to face Tommy, CamDaWart whispers with spite in his voice four words that enraged the little Bolivian nigger or some shit like that.
“Take it to PM.” angry cam say
"shake hands" shell say
"nO" cam say
“im really feeling it lel 3=D” tommy say, kicking ball to Cam’s crotch, making the Brazzie’s face resemble that of Shulk.
The match starts and the Brazilian is with the ball and Tommid dribbles the whole English team because England sucks at soccer how the fuck do you manage to suck at the sport youself created I don't get it! Tommid passes to Tommy who kicks the ball hard and scores because Brazil is good at soccer at the 30th minute.
"bloody hell" sad cam goalkeeper say cryin
The game is on the 85th minutes and Playa Cam gets the ball he passes to Cam who scores an easy goal because the goalkeeper was too busy making big dicks on chat.
"shit niggas is time for plan B lel" tommy say angry while Cam cheers for his goal "I need a skeletor to spook that there Woot! >:("
skeletal falls from the sky
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" skeletor ask
"AAAAAAH" cam say
"AAAAAAH" tommy say
both team pass out of shook and match endes in draw. Shell blows the dick.
AS BOTH TEAMS ARE IN NO SHAPE TO CONTINUE, WE ARE FORCED TO GO TO THE NEXT MATCH THAT IS WALES AGAISNT SCOTTLAND!
"Oi fgts why am I Welsh? I'm not fucking Welsh >:(" katie say like cunt hiding another secret
"because shutup" writer say
“AYE SCOTLAND OF COURAGE AND PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGFBJSJVGYH8ISDGGHKICVJIOPG ZSDVBJOSCP FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” Lee say like a fucking moron.
"Fuck you Lee Dixon" katie say more cunt
"IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG! ME, LEE DIXON!" lee say for no reason "WHO DO YOU THINK MADE YOU WELSH ON THIS STORY? MEEEEEEE!"
"no" katie say
"I also reported you for terrorism >:(" lee say
suddenly FBI appears led by fucking sannse she arrest katie
"ur under arrest" sannse say
"yyyy" katie ask
"cuz ur a kunt"
Before she is taken away, Lee Dick-Sun runs up and punches Katie in the street, and fruit juice leaks from ‘her’ shirt.
“boob is fake?” lee ask surprise
suddenly, “katie” pops other fruit juice and strange hair erupts all over body and he gets manly murican voice “im a boy. i just didnt wanna get hit on.”
“for mofat” lee says hitting katie in dick "bi felicia" lee smiles creepy
Katie is ded
Shell blows the dick cuz thers no Welsh team so Scottland wins
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SOCCER WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK. NOW THAT KATIE IS DEAD, LEE MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. ENGLAND VS SCOTLAND FOR WHO WILL ADVANCE.
In the second minute of the game, Cam scores another easy goal because that's the only thing England can do in soccer, score easy ones. England fucking massacres Scottland because Scottland is even worse, by the end of the game it's 69-0.
"y did I lose i don't understand" lee cry
"cuz U STOOPID" cam say
"NO I NAWT" lee angry
"WHAT'S THE BEST MOVIE OF 2K14?"
"U STOOPID!" cam yells shooting lee "fuCK YOU LEE DIXON"
Lee b ded
DUE TO THE STUPIDITY OF SCOTLAND, ENGLAND ADVANCES TO THE KNOCKOUT ROUND. BRASIL AND ENGLAND, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT FOLKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Just then out of no where Spiderman comes out and kills Lee so he ded agan. The end.
"how did I fucking pass this group" tommy ask
"cuz brazil is good at soccer duh" writer say
NOW WITH THE INTERVIEW WITH THE GAME BALL, RIWEE
"riwee do you have anything 2 say 2day?" shell ask
"the ref is my fuckbuddy m8" riwee say
Katie looks into the sky, hating his genitals. She keeps her eyes off of down there and she takes a butcher’s knife and schlick. His testicles here gone and his swallowed them but choked cos BIG BALLS.
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