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WASSUP GUYYYYYYYYYYYYS TREV BACK AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN TO BRING YOU THE RESULTS OF THE GROUP PHASE OF THE WOLRD CUP, TODAY WITH SPECIAL COMMENTER GUEST PIGPENIS069. SAY HI TO READERS PIGPEN

"m8" pigpen say

TODAY WE'RE BRINGING THE MATCHES OF THE GROUP 3=D CONSISTING OF AUSTRALIA, REPRESENTED BY GRANDBRO, CANADA FROM HIPPO, NORWAY BY RAZORWOLFZ AND IRELAND BY BLOXXASOURUS THE NIGGER. ON TO THE FIELD FOR HIPPO VS GRANDBRO.

"o shit m80 dis gun b gud.gif m8" pigpen coment

Grandbro enters the field followed closely by his right-hand man Gravebro, both wearing just their underpants because they are into some gay shit they call wrestling idk they have oil over their bodies too, fucking disgusting m8. Grandbro waves to the crowd making all the girl's pussieeeees wet, some pass out.

In the middle of the field, captain Hippo from Canada already waits with new ref Mr T cuz Dark killed ref Shell :'(, wearing hockey clothes and drinking maple syrup idk wat im writing have to fill the racism quota i guess

"Dick" hippo say

"Cunt" grandbro reply

"STOP VANDALIZING OR YOU'LL BE BANNED" Mr T yell

Da game start and hippo tripps and cries. Grandbro passes to Dolphin Gunz and scores goal. Dey up 1-0. Italic text

“MOM, MOM THEY TRIPPED ME” say Hippo

“SHUT UP JASPER, STOP BEING A PUSSY” say mom.

"BUT MOM THEY'RE DESTROYING MY WIKI!!!!! ALL MY HARD WOOOORK" ghost cry

"lol fag" ghostwolf and cam say in crowd

they take off their shirt and kiss

Hippo takes the ball and tries to score but dolph comes out of no where and takes the ball from him.

“WTF DOLPH, YOU WERE MY CHARACTER” hippo say raging "THE BEST CHARACTER, BETTER THAN FUCKING DEVON I HATED HIM SO I KILLED HIM >:("

“Yeah, but you and every other canadian fucking suck at soccer, so i joined a good team” say dolph. "Come at me, bro."

Dolph passes the ball to Grandbro but he doesn't realizes that because he was too busy looking at himself at the mirror so Hippo's team has the ball again. They try a shot but the goalkeeper John Cena grabs the ball.

"that's why I love me some Cena bby ;)" gravebro say

"mhm!" grandbro agree

"Penalty!" referee Mr T yell, blowing QUEEN CAROL's whistle dick

"WTF this referee is corrupted!" grandbro say "He went mad with power!"

"It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it and fear of the scourge of power corrupts those who are subject to it." hippo say, filosophal

"k @using first quote found on google" grandbro say PISS OFF lifting some weights

Hippo places the ball on the penalty mark and looks right on Cena's eyes. Cena is so sexy even Hippo is starting to ceade. Hippo takes distance and shoots ball straight in Cena's dick but it don't hurt cuz too small. The balls enter and it's 1-1

"FUCK YOU INSANEHIPPO!" Nick yell throwing stingray on Hippo's chest. Grandbro starts licking Nick's crotch furiously after he does that

"FUCK YOU NICK I HAVE AUTISM!" hippo yell bleedin

THIS GAME IS INTENSE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT, PIGPEN?

"I think that is suspicious that you don't have any edits, announcer? YA maybe?" pigpen say like shercock

I don't care about this game anymore so Grandbro scores again and they win 2-1.

WHAT A FIRST GAME, NEXT GAME IS IREBLOXX VS NORAZOR. THIS IS A GOOD ONE AS BOTH TEAMS SUCK AT SOCCER. LETS GO TO THE FIELD.

"prepare to get #rekt" RazorDickz say smoking his kush

"get out me camp nigger" bloxx say waving his massive ginger pubic hair around

"imma quickscope you to the moon m9" razor say

Game starts. Bloxxnig is with the ball at the 30th minute of the game he passes to Bestest who uses his extreme seducing power to distract goalkeeper.

"(GRAB COLD SODA: MOUNTAIN DEW UP HER ASS)" bestest yell shoving Mountain Dew up goalkeeper's ass.

As goalkeeper struggles to not let Bestest shove soda up his asshole, Bloxx scores the goal. 1-0.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD!" razor starts yelling and jumping autistic I think he doesn't understand that he's losing

"Thx bby ;)" bloxx say sucking bestest dick

"FOR KALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" bestest yell

Bloxxa scored one more goal that's not important to show fuck you I'm getting tired of you all little shits. All of a sudden Stephen Hawking falls from the sky and lands on razor and start raping the little MLG

"facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" stephen hawking say thrusting back and forth back and forth UGH UGH UGH UGH GRR

"help pls" razor cry

"it's all ogre now" stephen hawking whisper cumming


While Hawking raped Razor, Bloxx managed to score the third goal in the last minute of the game. Ireland the hand of the soulless gingers who look like CamTheWoot if he was not fat 3-0 Norway the land of the fags and the xXxNoScOpErSxXx.

"Oooh baby… A triple…" razor cry under hawking's massive cock

"If Stephen Hawking is so smart why isn't he a main character???" bloxx ask smart.

UNBELIAVABLE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW, PIGPEN? RAZORWOLFZ GOT FUCKING RAPED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!!!!!

"really.......................... thats depressing" pignig say cryin

Grandbro ends up winning against Razor too so he qualifies we ain't showing that tho because it would be fucking boring.

"three games, no points scored… ILLOMENORTY CUNTFIRMED???" razorwolfz say X-File start to play

Let's proceed to the game everyone is been waiting for, HIPPO VS THE CUNTASOURUS!

I DONT WANT TO WAIT SO LET THE GAME BEGIN. THE FINAL GAME OF THE GROUP STAGE.

Hippo starts out with ball and shoots full court shot and makes it because goalkeeper Blerxherp was too busy fapping to Allen the Alien. And the Third Doctor. And Miles Morales. And basically every character from fiction that isn't the 12th Doctor. (like the little nerd he is)

“MOM, I WON SOMETHING MOM I MAKE A 3 POINTER” say hippo with bonner.

“Shut your fat little vagina up hippo, why dont you leave like you did before” say bloxx

“WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME?" hippo angry

"Why won't you just leave hippo" bloxx angrier

The game go on and it stays tied throughout most of it. Bloxx is making comments and hippo is begining to rage.

“Hey hippo, you are fucking autistic” says bloxx

“I HAVE AUTISM YOU FUCKER, DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT” says hippo, dick about ready to cum now.

Hippo runs and slike tackles bloxx and he draws the penalty. He converts the penalty to tie it up.

LOOKS LIEK BLOXX HAS TIED THE GAME AND IT WILL BE GOING INTO PENALTIES WITH 10 MINUTES LEFT.

"what the fuck does this even mean I don't understand soccer I just wanted to be in the story m8" pigpen say like a little bitch "AMERICA FUCK YEAH WHOOOOOOOOOOO I'm badas"

“THIS IS NOT HAPPENING” HIPPO SAY

Hippo runs down the field like he got down syndrome or some shit and kicks the ball throught the keeper to score.

WHAT A GOAL, MY HAND IS LITERALLY STROKING MY DICK RIGHT NOW.

"hot" writer Tommy say

"take pics" writer Dom say

“Hey hippo, dolph sucks hehehehe” says bloxx

"THAT'S IT, I'M DONE WITH THIS WIKI AND WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT. YOU ARE ALL BIG BULLIES WHO LIKE TO PICK ON MY LOW SELF-STEEM >:( WHY I EVER GAVE YOU GUYS A CHANCE IS OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND. I HAVE ONE FINAL MESSAGE" hippo black rage.

"Goodbye, all. I'm officially done with this job. It's been an interesting experience, but I'm out. Any closing comments any of you may want to say to me can be left on my talk page, but I will not respond to them."

Hippo runs out of the field and commits suicide by jerking off so hard he ripped off the skin.

ref Mr. T blows the female dick as there is no other contestants. Ireland wins and qualifies together with Australia to the quarters! And now we have all the quarter-finals games, already decided.

The first game features Brazil from the sexy manbeast Tommy versus the Venezuelan drug dealer One! The second game is between America from Dom, the boriest character on the fic because he was written on the first issue and we sucked really bad at that one, versus England from captain CumsOnWood. Following games include Australia (Grandbro) vs Niger (Derk) and Germany (Sam™) vs Ireland (Bloxxa)!

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WAIT YOU FORGOT RIWEE TODAY AGAIN! RIWEE ARE YOU ENRAGED THAT THE WRITERS COMPLETELY FORGOT TO WRITE YOU THIS ISSUE?

"m8 I'm not even mad, I'm annoyed if anything." Riwee say cuz he don't even caaaaaaare.

WELL THATS IT FOR ALL OF THE GROUP GAMES, ITS BEEN AN INTERSTING EXPERICNE BUT WE ARE OUT. PIG HERE SIGNING OUT.

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O ye Adam is in it too sorry m8 forgot

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